Oh, man
I think I have a urinary tract infection. Okay, there isn’t much “think” about it. I’m pretty damn sure I have one.
Don’t you wish you were me?
Plan of action: 1) Chug cranberry juice. 2) If I still feel like this in a couple of hours, call doctor’s office and beg for prescription for whatever it was he gave me last time without a visit on the grounds that I know good and well what a UTI feels like. (Also, I still owe them $50 from my last visit when the nerve block cost way more than I expected and don’t want to rack up any more bills.) 3) If neither of those work, go to doctor tomorrow.
Ack.




