Just not right
The “Santa’s private dancer” bit, that is.
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You Are Dancer |
![]() Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You’re Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa’s private dancer. Why You’re Nice: You’re friendly. Very friendly. |
What’s also probably just not right is this score, given that Don and I have been together since I was 22 and married since I was 23. Maybe that’s why I was ready to settle down that young. (Hey, don’t be looking at me like that. You mean you’ve never dated an ex’s friend?)
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Your Dating Purity Score: 39% |
![]() You are an experienced dater. You’ve dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship. And you’ve got the dating skills to get exactly what you want! |
And just for the “awwww” factor:
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You Were a Koala |
![]() You value living life at a slow, peaceful, meditative pace. You give insightful advice, helping others to overcome obstacles. |







