Going about it all wrong
Well, I looked at those knitting videos. Guess what? I’ve been wrapping the yarn the wrong way ’round on purl stitches. So I’ve been doing something like combined knitting with the purls (you can go on ahead and read “something like combined knitting” to mean “doing it wrong”) while still using English knitting on the knits, and voilą! A giant mess!
I’m going to keep on with designing the ones in crochet, but I’m going to try the Irish Hiker pattern, too. I just got back from Joann’s, and they do not have cable needles (I’m sure such a thing exists; I’ve seen them before) but I vaguely recall that you can do cables with a spare needle—it sounds awkward to me, but then everything about knitting still feels awkward to me so it probably doesn’t matter—so I picked up a second, shorter set of the size needles I needed with my 40% off coupon. ($2! Woo! Not that I shoud be spending money on anything extra right now, but for $2 that was pretty cheap retail therapy.)
Now, someone please tell me that you really can do cables with an extra straight needle?
